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One of the most critical parts of disaster preparedness is the Survival Kit. It may sound a little campy, but a survival kit is basically just a bag with some essential supplies, things that you really, really will want to have in case of world-crushing disaster - dirty bomb, tsunami, zombies, whatever. As was proven quite handily during Hurricane Katrina, it takes emergency services an average of 72 hours to get help to you.

Don’t worry. We’ve got your back with this shopping list of survival preparedness.

The Home Kit

The survival kit is really not one kit per say, but three. The first of these is the home kit.

Store everything here in sealed plastic bags or containers, and keep in a place that is fairly accessible. This probably won’t cost as much as it might seem, and you probably have most of it already. Still, if price is an issue, buy this stuff a little at a time (maybe when it’s on sale?) and eventually you will have a truly epic survival kit.

1. Water: 1 gallon per person per day. For a family of 4 that makes 12 gallons. The best way is to buy gallon jugs of drinking water, because they are pre-sanitized and sealed to prevent any nastiness from getting in. If you decide to fill your own jugs, read this for instructions on how. Also, keep a bottle of non-scented bleach - 12 drops in a gallon of water makes it drinkable, and tea bags can make it taste better.

Word to the wise: As a last resort, there is a handy backup reserve of water - in your hot water heater. Open the drain valve at the bottom to get some water of last resort. Don’t forget to sterilize it with bleach!

2. Food: Go ahead and plan out 3 days worth of meals, using non-perishable food that does not need to be heated. Canned tuna, veggies, and fruits are great, as well as canned beans and potatoes, and dried fruit and nuts. They may not taste great cold, but they will work. Peanut butter is a high-calorie food with a long shelf life. Freeze dried camping meals and MRE’s are nice too, but they can get a little pricey. Stay away from foods that will make you thirsty, like high-sodium crackers or soups, and go for whole grains as much as possible. Don’t forget to add in some comfort food. You may be stuck inside for days, and a little candy or other snacks can go a long way.

Word to the wise: Don’t forget to pack a manual can opener!

3. First Aid Kit: You can buy one for about $25, (here is a good one from the Red Cross) or you can make your own. Check out this list of suggested first aid items. Don’t forget to include any prescription medication!

4. Clothes: A full change of clothes, including warm outer layers and sturdy comfortable shoes, for each person under your roof.

5. Flashlight: A crank powered led light with a built in emergency radio is my personal favorite, but a cheapo dollar-store version will work. Don’t forget the extra batteries!

6. Plastic Sheeting: Fiber-reinforced, laminated polyethylene film, 0.006 inches thick. You can buy 1,200 square feet of Dura Skrim DS2 for about $100. Or get a tarp — for covering broken windows or roofs.

7. Zip Ties and Duct Tape: These DIY favorites are great for attaching the aforementioned plastic sheeting, or even making compression bandages or splints.

8. Protective Wear: Waterproof and cut resistant Kevlar gloves and N95 face masks. Get one face mask for each person, at least.

9. Tools: A crowbar to pry debris that might stand between you and a loved one. An adjustable wrench. Screwdrivers. A staple gun. Rope. Fire extinguisher: small canister, ABC type.

10. Matches: Strike-anywhere, waterproof, and windproof. Keep them in a plastic bag. In another bag, hoard some dryer lint for kindling.

11. Sanitation: Toilet paper, soap, liquid detergent, feminine supplies, personal hygiene items (travel-sized, please), plastic garbage bags, ties (for personal sanitation uses), plastic bucket with tight lid, disinfectant, household chlorine bleach.

The Go Kit

The go kit should be a small backpack that is kept near the door, in case you have to bail at a moment’s notice. Let’s just say, when the zombies are knocking down the back door, you don’t want to be still packing.

One bag per person, please.

11. Radio: This can be a cheap AM/FM battery-powered radio, or you could step it up a notch and get a hand crank-powered flashlight with AM/FM and cell-phone charging abilities.

12. Cash: $500 in small bills. ATMs won’t work when the power is out, and neither will card readers. Again, if this is a strain on your budget, put in a small amount each month until you have a good amount.

13. Documents: A copy of your home insurance policy, contact numbers, medical insurance card, passport, driver’s license, bank records, wills, contracts, deeds, stocks and bonds, photocopies of credit and identification cards, and photos of family members. Keep these records in a waterproof, portable container. (A local map and spare keys may come in handy, too.)

14. Mylar Space Blanket: It’s incredibly light and compact, and can keep you warm or reflect the sun’s rays to prevent heatstroke.

15. Clothes: A spare set, in a waterproof bag. Include a hat, and a few basic toiletries, like a toothbrush and toilet paper.

16. Food and Water: A one-liter (or so) plastic bottle of water, and some sports or nutrition bars. Nuts and trail mix are another good option.

17. Essential Medicine: Any prescriptions, as well as sunblock and acetaminophen or ibuprofen. Mosquito repellent, if you live in an are prone to them.

18. Miscellaneous Tools: Duct tape, of course. Roadside flares (or something fancier if you prefer). A multi-tool, Swiss Army or Leatherman - make sure it has a can opener, a good knife blade, and Phillips and flat head screwdrivers.

The Car Kit

The car kit is simply a beefed up version of the Go Kit that you keep in your trunk. Put it all in a duffel bag or large backpack.

19. Clothes: Another spare set, with a few extra pairs of socks. Include a sweater or jacket and a few basic toiletries, like a toothbrush and toilet paper.

20. Food and Water: A plastic jug of water, and some sports or nutrition bars. Nuts and trail mix are another good option. Make it enough for a few people to make it through a day.

21. Essential Medicine: Any prescriptions, as well as acetaminophen or ibuprofen.

22. Miscellaneous Tools: Duct tape, of course. Roadside flares (or something fancier if you prefer). A multi-tool, Swiss Army or Leatherman - make sure it has a can opener, a good knife blade, and Phillips and flat head screwdrivers.

23. Flashlight: A crank powered led light with a built in emergency radio is my personal favorite, but a cheapo dollar-store version will work. Don’t forget the extra batteries!

24. Protective Gear: Waterproof and cut resistant Kevlar gloves and N95 face masks. A poncho and rubber boots are a nice addition as well.

25. Blankets: Especially if you live in a climate prone to snow storms, you could easily be stuck in your car for a while in the cold. Add a blanket or two. They don’t have to be fancy, but they do have to be warm. Don’t worry, your trunk is big enough!

Because when the zombies arrive, it’s too late to shop.

Making survival kits like these may seem like overkill at the moment, but I assure you that is disaster happens you will be glad you took the time. And in the mean time, you can have some peace of mind, knowing that you are ready for whatever happens.

More Information

For a little inspiration on why being prepared is worth the effort, listen to this NPR piece about what happened to people who were stuck in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina.

If you want to look into disaster preparedness a bit more, take a look at the following websites, they have a ton of useful information:

FEMA’s Plan Ahead website - Lot’s of great info.

FEMA’s Disaster Preparedness Guide - A free pdf with even more information. Not a bad idea to print this one out. After all, the internet goes down with the power…

The American Red Cross - A great site, with lots more info, and a pretty cool store.

Emergency Essentials - An online store that sells way more disaster preparedness stuff than anyone possibly needs. These guys even have special shipping rates to Utah. In case your *ahem* bunker needs resupplying.

First off, let me be clear that what you do with this is your own business. Knowlege is power, and like any power, the knowledge of how to pick locks and hack into WEP wireless networks can be used for good, or for evil.

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In the spirit of being prepared for anything, from a flat tire to a Zombie Invasion, this is a great list of wild plants that are edible in a pinch, or even just for some fun (and free) variety. They may not all be available in your area, and I think staying away from mushrooms completely might be a good idea, but things like Yucca flowers and lambs quarter can be a great fun addition to your summer menu.

And you never know when you might need to forage for food while hiding from Zombies.

If the link is down, here is the Google cache of the page.

Also, if you want to get way, way more in depth, check out this site.