Reality Upgrade

Welcome to Reality Upgrade.

The entire history of human evolution (or Divine will, or aliens, whatever) has been slowly distilling the very best traits of mankind, carefully weeding out the weak or useless parts. Generations of your ancestors struggled and lived and had hot wild sex, all for the purpose of making you the best that you could be.  You are the absolute top of the line, cutting edge, best of the best human that there could possibly be.  (Well, you might be the cheaper, generic brand version, but you’re still pretty awesome.)  

Your ancestors went through a lot of effort to give you the very best hardware that you could possibly have.  Shit, some of your ancestors probably had to fight saber toothed tigers in order to pass on their genes to you.  The least you can do is update your software.

Upgrade your reality here.